Valentine’s Day is celebrated all over the world and lovers go to great lengths to impress each other, most notably the Kardashian-Jenner family. It really has nothing to do with the mind, on the contrary.
The flower industry celebrates Valentine’s Day every year. But the small gesture that Saint Valentine was said to have made in the third century, when he secretly married couples according to Christian rites despite imperial prohibitions and eventually gave them a flower from his garden, turned into a meaningless shower of love for roses.
The language of flowers
Seriously: Who would think they’re more loved because a thousand roses decorate the room instead of just one? In the language of flowers, that means I’m falling in love. In any case, it seems to be common practice for the Kardashians to purchase a florist’s supply of fresh cut flowers for the next couple of months so that your partner knows you love them.
While Travis Scott gave his dear Kylie Jenner over twenty (!) a bucket full of fluffy pink roses and a giant plastic teddy bear, Travis Parker relied not only on pancakes in his Kourtney Kardashian, but also on a high arrangement of red roses around a black Mickey and Minnie Mouse statue. As a reminder, Valentine’s Day is not about a one-time event like engagement, but rather a recurring event.
It is almost impossible to increase
It’s unimaginable if the boys would want to top such an abundance of flowers next year. There are probably clear instructions from the ladies behind the gifts, okay. Kendall Jenner may have given her loved one freedom, and thus “just” received a bouquet and some balloons. Does this diminish love? The question means, rhetorically, to be on the safe side: the answer is “no”!
On the other hand, Khloe Kardashian is in a frenzy of flowers. Whether her estranged lover Tristan Thompson sent her a Valentine’s Day greeting in the form of a red cheesy dipped candle or affirmed her love for herself in this way, Khloe is left open. In her story, not only does she publicize this expensive exaggeration, but it appears as though her husband’s siblings are also working hard for her — at least she thanks Pete and Travis against the most lush floral backdrop.
Kanye West never gives up
Only Kim Kardashian is innocent of this floral fiasco. How many times has she told Kanye West that she doesn’t want to be with him anymore? Her estranged husband ignores it, so on Valentine’s Day he picked up a pickup truck full of red roses. The message on the kingfisher read: “My vision is crystal clear.” Perhaps it was the black van, perhaps it was the deep red of the roses: it was more like a funeral than a new love.
Kanye West must have noticed, too. After the procedure, he almost completely deleted his Instagram feed. All that remains is the post in which he wishes for his family’s return and the announcement of his “Donda” album. It is not known if Pete Davidson poured roses on Kim Kardashian at the same time. Kim used Valentine’s Day to promote her Skims underwear collection.
Advertising is everything, environment is nothing
To round off the family’s Valentine’s Day, Kris Jenner also sent her daughters some flowers to gracefully display her beauty streak. Only Caitlyn Jenner doesn’t seem to care about Valentine’s Day. Whether it’s because of not having a relationship or just forgetting: who knows?
If after this list it hasn’t occurred to you that any of this has anything to do with love, start over at the beginning. For everyone else: The Kardashians and Jenners alone are causing a small climate disaster. The roses are grown with great effort, water and pesticides and then shipped in – whether from Holland, Kenya or another almost unrelated place.
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Love doesn’t need flowers
This growing fuss doesn’t fit with a day revolving around love between two people. A small gesture would be enough to express his feelings. You do not have to forget about the world around you and push it into the abyss. Yes, even a poster on a mirror or a candle on a breakfast croissant can be romantic.
The sight of deteriorating flower arrangements, all of which are dumped at the weekend because they fade, is a compelling argument for wiping Valentine’s Day off the calendar with immediate effect. But climate protection is alien to the clan, even if Kim Kardashian finds it exciting to dine with Greta Thunberg. What did Greta’s love give her? Definitely love and that’s enough.