Soy sausage! Schnitzel Seitan! Almond milk! If you don’t have a thick, throbbing vein in your temples yet, you’ve come to the right place: Welcome to a new round of “Just Let Me Eat What I Want.” It is a fun social game where people eat a product without animal additives and count the seconds until someone asks them about it. There are special points for the battle terms “chemistry”, “organic” and “health”. Because we know: ground beef is stirred together in nuclear depots, while bear sausage is made in ethically correct meat factories. no? Did not matter. In any case, it is not easy to feed yourself without the suffering of animals. So not because of a lack of alternatives, but simply because you can never find peace and quiet. Except for us, of course. Here we are now offering a meat-free break made with 15 purely vegetarian slices. *perch and away*
#1: But bacon does, right?
Parents always say, “We know you better than anyone,” and then they say something like, “Your favorite food is fried chicken.” Guys, I have been a vegetarian for 9 years.
– Cassie (LadyMariaNapier) October 23, 2021
#2: Because they don’t support them infinitely here
Why does food labeled “vegetarian” or “vegan” cost twice as much as the “same” meat product made from creatures tormented and dismembered by humans, grinning from the package as “happy” pigs or “happy” cows?
– a cup of coffee March 26, 2022
#3: A Family Reunion Should Be Awesome
Me 4 years ago: *vegan*
Grandfather: And then what? moist?”
Well, I have news for you 🌈🌾
– Julius | #standwith ukraine 🇺🇦 (siebert_julius) March 6, 2022
#4: Where have you been all these years?
I can finally eat bad vegan food. pic.twitter.com/o98OllBhdH
– Shari Litt (@Shari_Litt) March 24, 2022
No. 5: Renewable resource
5 year old child watching cooking.
Minnie John: “Is that meat?”
Me: “Yes, exactly.”
MiniJohn: “And what is it made of?”
Me: “It’s from the cow.”
Minnie John: Is the cow alive now?
Well… I answered honestly. In case you want to know how vegetarians come!
– John Constantine (@JConstantine80) Jan 31 2022
Number 6: By the way, that means Wurscht
Kids chocolate, cold dog, bee sting, cat tongue, meat salad, seafood, hot dog, berliner, tomato beef steak, marzipan fries, bear sausage, meatloaf, cucumber, lumberjack steak, blood orange, cinnamon bun, gummy bears …
But it’s not sausage!!#govigan pic.twitter.com/LarurMeE1F
– Max Mohrich Ⓥ (@der_veganer) 27 July 2022
#7: That’s easy
Senior (8) to young (5): “Veganists do not want animals to die. Vegetarians do not want animals to be disturbed because their udders are pulled.”
It can actually on Wikipedia.
– Chris Toffe (@ToffStoff) May 10, 2022
#8: With Clemence Tounis as Mephisto
Three lives inhabit, ah! in my chest
One is a vegetarian who loves animals, the second is a voracious meat lover and the third is shy.
– MissTrelawny (sic!) (fingurplaustert) April 9, 2022
#9: We Never Eat Sugar!
Patient: I do not eat meat!!!
Doctor: Your arachidonic acid is too high.
Patient: No, I never eat meat, but I like to eat sausage instead. And hello. Hello happy! And when my friend comes over, I’m going to make a hack for us. #vegetarian
– Dr. Yael Adler (@DrYaelAdler) June 18, 2021
#10: Run the dinosaurs
Child: What is a vegetarian?
A man who does not eat meat.
Child: “Oh, a herbivore? Like Euoplocephalus?”
“They’re not just vegetarians, they’re vegetarians.”
Child: “Do you mean like Triceratops?”
The child knows a lot!
– ⭐️Welcome to BeiAnja⭐️ (BeiAnja) January 5 2022
11: Has anyone said anything about freedom?
I ate vegan cordon bleu for lunch today and wondered why, in 2021, you could make a dish made with ham, ham, and vegan cheese, but without achieving a 95% vaccination rate.
– Peter Whitkamp 🇺🇦 (diktator) November 23, 2021
Method #12: They have a lot of time because the hardening of the arteries from animal fat increases long-term erection problems.
How did the carnivores manage to portray in such a way that vegetarians are the extra picky sausages and not those who have to raise a whole bunch of animals for their food first and then torture them in a lavish way?
– Miguel Rubitzky (@miguelrausa) March 10, 2022
Number 13: We want the solution
“Dad, isn’t it strange that the word pig means an animal and something to eat?”
My son is about to achieve a terrible realization.
– Max Jan (Janwaldsied) January 25 2022
#14: If you swap three letters in ‘Spinner’, you get ‘Pionier’.
I once gave vegetarian liver sausage to K1. He did not like it. I told him it tasted different because it’s vegetarian and no animal died for it.
K1: Why animal?
Me: Well, what is liver made of?
K1: From the liver?
Me: Where did it come from?
K1: I thought of the dead.
– Tuktuk (@Mithos1987) 28 July 2021
No. 15: It’s Too Tough
There are obviously people who see their soap as vegan and then immediately tweet “what vegans eat haha” instead of thinking “wow, I’m washing up with a dead animal, that’s disgusting”.
– 𝚁 𝚁 🐝 🌻🐝✨ (Kaktus_und_Keks) 20 June 2020
What color is green and does it smell like fish? exactly: